Not so fast young lady

I took Alyssa to her first chess tournament today. She really enjoyed the event and seemed to learn a lot from playing with other kids. After the final match, I decided to buy her a new chess set as an encouragement. Having the chance to pick out the bag/board/chess set made her really happy, and to my surprise, she also asked for a "I Beat Dad at Chess" sticker to go with the new chess set. My answer? "Not so fast young lady!"